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How To Put Together Porch Furniture

Reblogged from The Official How To Blog: Spring is here, and with that the obligation to do things outside and make property look acceptable to judging neighbors. A few months back, I purchased a home in a family-friendly neighborhood. My … Continue reading

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How to Tell if Your New Followers Are Real or Not.

Reblogged from The Official How To Blog: You may have noticed an uptick in new followers recently. This may have led to such thinking like: “I have finally arrived.” “That book deal is just around the corner.” “Maybe I don’t … Continue reading

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How to Talk About Game of Thrones If You've Never Seen Game of Thrones

Reblogged from The Official How To Blog: You’re out and about, living your life. You’re looking to post a cute and snappy status update on Facebook like “Sunday? More like Wineday, amirite ladies” when your newsfeed is suddenly inundated with … Continue reading

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How to Make Small Talk

Reblogged from The Official How To Blog: Today’s post is brought to you by Speaker7. Oh…um…Hi. How are things? …um… Well…er…how ’bout that rain? It’s been like raining with water and stuff. So…um…I’ve been asked to write about small talk … Continue reading

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How To Read 50 Shades of Grey

Reblogged from The Official How To Blog: Alice of Alice at Wonderland has been slogging through the literary anal dribblings of E.L. James for what feels like an eternity. There is only so much “Fair point, well made Miss Steele/Mrs. … Continue reading

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How To Take The Joy Out of Education

Reblogged from The Official How To Blog: Heather of Becoming Cliche joins The Official How To Blog today to tackle the issue of super-duper education policy that has thankfully turned our public school students into bubbling machines. You’ve got a … Continue reading

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How to peel an orange

Reblogged from The Official How To Blog: Merbear of Knocked Over By a Feather felt compelled to write about a serious topic that has been affecting many, many people: the struggle of citrus encapsulation, or SOCE. Before Merbear submitted her … Continue reading

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How To Attract Readers

Reblogged from The Official How To Blog: You have just started a blog. No one cares. Follow these sure-fire steps to increase your readership tenfold. Do not be swayed by the fact that this blog has no followers. It will … Continue reading

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Tomorrow Our Regularly Scheduled Program Continues But for Now. . .

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Last Le Duel in the Le Blog Le Duel

For some reason, WordPress’s reblogging button is proving to be as stubborn as a catheter in retirement center orgy. This sentence will make more sense when you read the glorious post by Sips of Jen and Tonic over on Le … Continue reading

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