Category Archives: humor
It has come to this moment. Mini Speaker7 has hit the age where he needs to find a pot to piss in or be resigned to a life full of diapers, so sayeth some parenting blog that routinely makes me … Continue reading
So it begins again, dear reader. On May 27th, ABC will roll out its stained red carpet and gas up its dirty limo for another installment of The Bachelorette or what I like to call The Loss of Hope. This season’s “star” … Continue reading
My knowledge of stuff seems limitless. Is limitless the right word? No, no…I’m thinking limited. Anyway, here’s a post on how to date because why not? No, it’s not on this blog. Click here goddammit.
I’m over at The Official How To Blog today, posting something about….hmm….I forgot. Oh, right. Writer’s block. I might have it. Hey, look! A monkey and a chicken!
Mother’s Day is quickly approaching. Before you resort to yanking a handful of dandelions out of the yard and purchasing this card: consider taking Mom here: Hooter’s is offering moms a free meal on Mother’s Day as long as they … Continue reading
It’s taken me awhile to put together a recrap of the third episode of the live-doll reality show Ready for Love. Rumors swirled that the show had been cancelled, but then executive producer Eva Longoria took to Twitter, saying it … Continue reading
Nothing happened on the second episode of Ready for Love. I mean, I guess some things happened, but in the end it added up to a bunch of nothing. I was most intrigued by audience members holding up signs: If you … Continue reading
I listen to you. I do. When you say “Speaker7, please destroy the remaining wisps of soul vaper you have and recrap Splash,” I say “How high?” Wait…that didn’t make sense. But that’s okay, neither does this show. I’ll admit, … Continue reading
Ready for Love premiered Tuesday night. This show is unlike any other reality dating show you’ll ever see, lies executive producer Eva Longoria. Lots of dramatic music and lighting. Lots of quick cuts and editing that makes Cloverfield feel like … Continue reading