Category Archives: entertainment

Speaker7′s Journey

Posted on May 21, 2013 by

So it begins again, dear reader. On May 27th, ABC will roll out its stained red carpet and gas up its dirty limo for another installment of The Bachelorette or what I like to call The Loss of Hope. This season’s “star” … Continue reading →

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Ready for Same-Old Same-Old

Posted on April 11, 2013 by

Ready for Love premiered Tuesday night. This show is unlike any other reality dating show you’ll ever see, lies executive producer Eva Longoria. Lots of dramatic music and lighting. Lots of quick cuts and editing that makes Cloverfield feel like … Continue reading →

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This is, like, stupid almost

Posted on February 19, 2013 by

Truer words have never been spoken. Bland looks really red. He is getting ready or red-dy to meet his concubines’ families. Zing! I’m here all week. AshLee, of the interestingly capitalized name, has been living for this moment or some such … Continue reading →

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Nothing Will Sink This Battleship

Posted on May 2, 2012 by

I played Battleship with my brother. We would take turns and say things like “B7″ and “Miss” and “H10″ and “Hit”. I remember distinctly thinking: This needs to be a screenplay.  My eyes swept the board imagining how amazing it … Continue reading →

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The Brain is a Battlefield

Posted on April 30, 2012 by

You know how you’re belting the words to Pat Benatar’s Love is a Battlefield while on the toilet, and your husband asks you: “Hey, wasn’t that song in a movie?” And you reply: “Yes, yes it was. It was in the … Continue reading →

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Gift Ideas for Every Mom

Posted on April 28, 2012 by

It used to be so easy with Mother’s Day. You took a frozen orange juice container, glued a piece of shag carpet around it–and presto instant carpet-covered frozen orange juice container. But moms want us to “step up our game” … Continue reading →

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This Post is Brought to You By Metamucil

Posted on April 16, 2012 by

There are heroes out there people. We might disagree over what makes someone a hero. I personally think it’s butt-accentuating tights. You might think a hero is someone who has the ability to blog about heroes wearing butt-accentuating tights while … Continue reading →

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Get Your Mommy War On

Posted on April 13, 2012 by

Hold onto your bonnets, ladies–the Mommy Wars are back. Your first question might be: What if I don’t wear a bonnet? Good question. In the case of non-bonnet-wearing, grab the nearest lady item like a box of Massengill or a … Continue reading →

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Facebook Facepalm

Posted on April 11, 2012 by

National Public Radio aired a story offering friendly advice to teachers about posting on Facebook. The basic premise is that teachers don’t have the same leeway as others because of the nature of the job. So this status update would … Continue reading →

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Science is for the Turds

Posted on April 9, 2012 by

I like to know knowledge and learn learnledge. But I get angry sometimes that my worldview isn’t presented adequately. Like I guess scientists and mathetists can get all smug with their belief that 2+2=4. But why can’t 2+2=19 or 2+2=foot … Continue reading →

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