Author Archives: speaker7

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Speaker7′s Journey

Posted on May 21, 2013

So it begins again, dear reader. On May 27th, ABC will roll out its stained red carpet and gas up its dirty limo for another installment of The Bachelorette or what I like to call The Loss of Hope. This season’s “star” … Continue reading →

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Ignorance is the curse of God

Posted on May 20, 2013

My knowledge of stuff seems limitless. Is limitless the right word? No, no…I’m thinking limited. Anyway, here’s a post on how to date because why not? No, it’s not on this blog. Click here goddammit.

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How To Put Together Porch Furniture

Posted on May 16, 2013

Reblogged from The Official How To Blog: Spring is here, and with that the obligation to do things outside and make property look acceptable to judging neighbors. A few months back, I purchased a home in a family-friendly neighborhood. My … Continue reading →

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A Treatise on…uh…..

Posted on May 13, 2013

I’m over at The Official How To Blog today, posting something about….hmm….I forgot. Oh, right. Writer’s block. I might have it. Hey, look! A monkey and a chicken!

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Hooter-rific!

Posted on May 11, 2013

Mother’s Day is quickly approaching. Before you resort to yanking a handful of dandelions out of the yard and purchasing this card: consider taking Mom here: Hooter’s is offering moms a free meal on Mother’s Day as long as they … Continue reading →

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How to Tell if Your New Followers Are Real or Not.

Posted on April 29, 2013

Reblogged from The Official How To Blog: You may have noticed an uptick in new followers recently. This may have led to such thinking like: “I have finally arrived.” “That book deal is just around the corner.” “Maybe I don’t … Continue reading →

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Ready for Cancellation

Posted on April 28, 2013

It’s taken me awhile to put together a recrap of the third episode of the live-doll reality show Ready for Love.  Rumors swirled that the show had been cancelled, but then executive producer Eva Longoria took to Twitter, saying it … Continue reading →

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Ready for Zzzzzzzzzzz

Posted on April 19, 2013

Nothing happened on the second episode of Ready for Love. I mean, I guess some things happened, but in the end it added up to a bunch of nothing. I was most intrigued by audience members holding up signs: If you … Continue reading →

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They Will Really Put Anything on Television

Posted on April 13, 2013

I listen to you. I do. When you say “Speaker7, please destroy the remaining wisps of soul vaper you have and recrap Splash,” I say “How high?” Wait…that didn’t make sense. But that’s okay, neither does this show. I’ll admit, … Continue reading →

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Ready for Same-Old Same-Old

Posted on April 11, 2013

Ready for Love premiered Tuesday night. This show is unlike any other reality dating show you’ll ever see, lies executive producer Eva Longoria. Lots of dramatic music and lighting. Lots of quick cuts and editing that makes Cloverfield feel like … Continue reading →

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