The End

We have finally crossed the NaBloWriMo finish line! Doesn’t it feel great?

No, not really. I kind of feel like one of those marathon runners who can’t control their legs or bowels and collapses into a fecal-covered mess at the end.

According to my stats, the most popular post of the month was Deep Thoughts With Hugo. Typical.

hugothinksMy least popular post was If the Bra Fits which was about my chest and how I could not find a bra to fit it properly.

hugothinks2Thanks, Hugo.

I was curious to examine my writing this month so I stuck a bunch of passages into Wordle to create a word cloud. If you are unfamiliar with Wordle, the more you use a word, the bigger it will appear in your word cloud. I seem to be a big user of “just” and “fuck”

wordcloudSince it is The End, I would be remiss if I didn’t thank my dear friend Jen of Sips of Jen and Tonic for agreeing to engage in this exercise of despair and masochism. I also like to thank rarasaur for organizing the Nano Poblano Team, a team of bloggers that I may now have the time to actually visit their blogs, BlogHer and YeahWrite.

And in conclusion, just fuck celebrity side butt.

 

 

 

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45 comments

  1. Wait. You clearly didn’t get the memo. They changed it to NaBloWriFoRestOftheYear. You have another thirty one posts to produce. I think they said if you backed out now, you’d wake up to Hugo on your pillow.

  2. (1) I luurve Wordle. (2) Hugo is a homunculus – does he know this? (3) I don’t care what you write about – I always enjoy reading it.
    Have a large martini (or similar), take a few hours to R&R, and then dive back in to posting before I have withdrawal symptoms. Thank you and goodnight.

    1. 1) Worlde is pretty fun. 2) Hugo thinks he’s bigger than he really is, I don’t want to crush him any further figuratively or literally. 3) Thanks for reading this month

  3. This past November, I often woke up and smoked my first cigarette of the day reading your posts. What am I gonna do now? Quit smoking!? Just fuck no!
    Congratulations on your accomplishment, though! If you feel dead inside, it may be because you seem to be mentioning Donald Trump. A lot. A fucking lot in your case.

  4. J&T sent me here. So…

    I was curious to examine my writing this month so I stuck a bunch of passages into Wordle to create a word cloud. If you are unfamiliar with Wordle, the more you use a word, the bigger it will appear in your word cloud. I seem to be a big user of “just” and “fuck”

    Just looks like a big clusterfuck to me. Seriously, though, I am looking at this Wordle thing. It looks snazzy, and maybe I shall have to use it in my design. Thanks!

      1. I fed my main blog URL in and I’m now using the result as a new snazzy sidebar widget… thanks again for the inspiration!

        (and yep, I expect Cimmy and I to have a LOT of fun with the site)

  5. I love that the Wordle said, “Fuck Donal Trump” because, well, fuck that guy. I’m afraid of what my Wordle would look like.

    Congrats on getting through it for the second year in a row, even if you were covered in your own feces.

    1. It’s amazing that a computer program knew to put those words together. And congratulations to you, my friend. Thanks for suffering with me. I couldn’t have done it without you.

  6. I did like seeing more of your posts, in spite of your suffering. My most popular posts are either one word or involve Dragon Tales. I’m not sure I want to know why. If I am still blogging next November I might join you. (pfft, of course I will. A life? What is that?)

    1. I was worried people would get sick of the daily santorum I was creating. I’m thinking you should do a one-word post on Dragon Tales and watch the Internet explode.

  7. So going to try Wordle — too funny!

    It was great reading you this month! Hope I can keep it up!

    So many blogs, so little time!

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