Monthly Archives: December 2012

Top 10 Turds of 2012

You may be aware, I run a weekly segment titled Turd of the Week™.* *Full disclosure: This is not weekly. It’s more of a sporadic segment, but I like Turd of the Week™ moreso than Sporadic Turd™ . You may also … Continue reading

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The Best Advice in 140 Characters or Less

This was supposed to be a post highlighting the Top 10 Top 10 Lists of 2012. My intent was pure. I discovered the Top 10 Ways to Squander Your Life. Click here. I went on Yahoo Shine, the lady blog … Continue reading

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Top 10 Films of 2012

In case you were unaware, 2012 will end in a few days. This means you will see a flurry of articles that try to distinguish the cream from the curd of 2012. I received an email from Twitter alerting me … Continue reading

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Post-Tonsillectomy Adventures

Many of you have been asking about my tonsillectomy recovery. This may be something I hallucinated. I’m on some pretty strong painkillers. It turns out it wasn’t such a bad idea to read tonsillectomy horror stories online. It makes the … Continue reading

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Speaker7 Moves to Canada

Not really, but I do have a new post up today at Canadica. I’m hoping this is the correct link. If that didn’t work, just click on Canadica and it will take you there. Just so you know and won’t … Continue reading

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Speaker7 Attempts Some Type of Reader Giveaway Thingy

Some jerk said it is always better to give than receive. That jerk obviously was never the recipient of a lamp with the Serenity Prayer etched into the glass. I received one of those as a high school graduation present … Continue reading

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Will You Take It In the Ear With Me?

So a lot of shit has been happening. . . not monumental shits, but those little rabbit pellets that make going number 2 so uncomfortable and unsatisfying. First off, my son has been sick since Saturday. He is very tired … Continue reading

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Oh Snap! I Gave Myself Hernia Laughing at This Post

You know reading the New York Times takes up time I could be spending on raising money for widowed orphans. But that is the price I pay to be informed and what I became informed about today is the phenomenon of the humblebrag. … Continue reading

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