Who better to raise awareness about prostate cancer and mental health issues than Hugo, the man of 1,000 faces?
This was from Hugo’s campaign to raise awareness about the dangers of eating lip balm.
True, he does not have a prostate. He does not have any lower body at all as a matter of fact. Or organs. Okay, so he’s a half-man puppet, but that half puppet can wear a mustache like nobody’s business.
November is the month for Movember, a campaign to raise money and awareness around men’s health issues. One way of doing this is to grow and/or spraypaint mustaches on one’s face. Another way is to join Bloggers for Movember, an online campaign created by Le Clown, the only man I have ever seen best Hugo in a hot dog eating contest.
Hugo is showing his support by modeling the eight types of mustaches available to the human and/or puppet race.
1. Sensitive Artist/Poet ‘Stache
This ‘stache shows the wearer is quite comfortable baring his sole and a little man cleavage. Roses are red/Violets are blue/Mustaches are brown/And Hugo loves you.
2. Gigolo ‘Stache
This takes the whole baring-oneself up a notch to full-on belly revealing. This mustache shrieks complete confidence in a man’s ability to love the ladies all night long. What’s you sign? Cuz my sign is Go.
3. Fireman ‘Stache
Somebody call 911 because my pants are on fire.
4. Douche ‘Stache
This ‘stache has the scent of success…no wait, that is the scent of Axe Body Wash. The wearer has no trouble telling you how much his peen can bench press or how many lady crotch shots he’s taken surreptitiously from the floor of the women’s bathroom.
5. Stunted Adult ‘Stache
This ‘stache screams “I have the top score in whatever videogame is the popular videogame.” It says to the world: “World, I refuse to grow up. Do you see I’m wearing a toddler hat with cat ears?” Respeck.
6. Hacky-Sack ‘Stache
I don’t know, do people even play hacky sack anymore? Or is it something you do on the Wii? I’m old. If I had a fedora this would have been the hipster ‘stache, but I don’t think they have fedoras for toddlers. Maybe in hipster toddler stores?
7. Pirate
Arrghhh! I’ll tell you what plank I’d like you to walk, me matey. It’s flesh-colored. Get it? Get it?
8. Grandpa/Ernest Hemingway/Old Yosemite Sam ‘Stache
This ‘stache says to the world “I like to curse and hunt rabbits, and get off my lawn!”
Dearest Reader: Speaker7 is attempting to write a post every day in November so she doesn’t have to participate in NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). This is the fifth post. She would have included a picture of her own prominent mustache, but seeks to remain anonymous.
At least tell us which Hugo-esque ‘tache you are sporting
Why the Gigolo of course with a full-on belly reveal.
Speaker7,
This post will be going up later on today on our Facebook Bloggers for Movember page… Right after the official kickoff. The only ‘stache missing on Hugo was the Dirty Sanchez…
Le Clown
Le Clown,
Even Hugo has limits.
Speaker7
That douche stache was the pube one, right, am I right? The axe body wash was a clue.
You are exactly right. It still holds up really well.
I commend Hugo for his support of men with lower parts by modelling the variety of staches for us. (Maybe I should say he supports mens lower parts). My eraser is broken today.
Hugo manages to overlook his own pain for the betterment of all.
He actually does look more sensitive with that poet ‘stache. I wonder what his poetry would be like.
It’s surprisingly very sensitive. Heavy on the unicorn imagery.
The gigolo ‘stache with his shirt flipped up – now that’s quality!
You’re going to be seeing that look on the runway, I guarantee it.
I’m pretty sure Bud has the hat shown in Photo #7, so, I have to vote for that one. Do I need to show my photo ID in order to cast a ballot?
Yes. Please ignore the snarling pitbull I have at my side. I’m just very concerned about voter integrity.
Hello Fellow Movember Blogger!
Thank you for joining such a great cause and spreading awareness with a smile (of a doll with a moustache)
Is there a place for submissions for your blogroll? Because I’d like to exchange links, if that’s okay with you.
Kind regards,
Daan van den Bergh
Hugo is all about the spreading of something.
Hell yeah! That’s the spirit!
Oh, the gigolo! I need to meet him!
Don’t do it. He’s a heartbreaker.
Hugo can certainly rock the stache. You know, #2 kinda gives him a Freddie Mercury look.
You are spot on.
Man, he makes anything work, doesn’t he?
When you got it, you got it. What “it” is, I’m not sure.
Hugo is fabbo – Can I imagine examining his prostate?
By all means yes. Just wait till his calendar is available for sale just in time for Christmas.
I am saving my imaginary money now
I think the crop top really adds a special something to the gigolo ‘stache
Not every half-man puppet can sell a crop top. But what half-man puppet comes even close to Hugo?
Hugo’s dreamy.
He’s a cult figure…just to warn you. Don’t let him convince you to move to some compound in the middle of nowhere.
I will if he has good Kool-Aid.
The poet ‘stache – does anyone else get reminded of dads in their 40s?? Or was it dads in the 1970s…?
Dads in the 1970s. Absolutely. Hugo has a very timeless quality.
What about the I’m-in-middle-school-and-in-denial-that-my-sparse-facial-hair-looks-ridiculous stache?
Have you seen how manly Hugo is? He could never stoop to that ‘stache.
‘Stacheful firefighters with plastic washboard abs and lack of genitals do it for me every time.
Amen, sister. Amen.
hahaha….funny pics S7 and great cause.
It most definitely is. Maybe Hugo will convince men how important their lower halves are.
If he can’t do it, I don’t know who can!
Am I the only one to like “The Pirate”? It smiles all on its own, which makes me wonder what else it is capable of.
It’s hard for me to pick a fav, but the pirate is pretty good.