Monthly Archives: October 2012

Why Joss Whedon Supports Mitt Romney

Posted on October 30, 2012 by

Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon explains why he’s supporting Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney:

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Honey NaNo WriBoo Child

Posted on October 27, 2012 by

Lots of bloggers have been writing about their plans to participate in National Novel Writing Month or NaNoWriMo this November. Alas, I will not be among them. I tried to do NaNoWriMo five years ago. I naively thought 1,500 words … Continue reading →

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A Turd-ucopia

Posted on October 24, 2012 by

Turd of the Week™ has come out of retirement. The little dude was actually getting the chalky-white look of an old piece of dog poop found 17 years later in a sewer grate. But it’s been revived–rejuvenated by amazing displays … Continue reading →

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Mission Not Accomplished

Posted on October 18, 2012 by

Friday was supposed to be the day my tonsils were liberated from my body. But alas it is not to be. My pre-operative experience has been…troubling? Is that the right word? No,  I think I meant to write “giant clusterfuck.” … Continue reading →

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How to Write the Bestest Post

Posted on October 16, 2012 by

It’s hard to blog. There’s so much on TV. Occasionally you have to eat or go to some place that employs you. And then there’s the thinking of some clever Halloween costume. You really can’t go as Bernie Madoff again. … Continue reading →

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Con-sul-ta-tion

Posted on October 13, 2012 by

con·sul·ta·tion/ˌkänsəlˈtāSHən/ noun: 1.) The action or process of formally consulting or discussing 2.) A meeting with an expert or professional, such as a medical doctor, in order to seek advice Did you know that a tonsillectomy entails removing one’s tonsils? … Continue reading →

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Things You Should Never Do

Posted on October 11, 2012 by

1. Research tonsillectomy on the Internet and read posts by people written five days post-surgery. The person who had an easy go of it is not busy posting his easy-peasy experience on the blog. He’s not going to make time … Continue reading →

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A Trip Down Horror Lane

Posted on October 7, 2012 by

It’s that time of year. The time when one has engorged oneself on countless bags of mini-snickers that one was able to procure regularly from the massive Halloween candy pile on display since early August. The time when an avid … Continue reading →

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My Dear John Letter

Posted on October 2, 2012 by

Break-ups are never easy. In a few weeks, I will be saying goodbye to my tonsils.  They will move out of the space in the back of my throat that they have been living in rent-free all these years, and … Continue reading →

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