Monthly Archives: January 2012

My Important Breakthrough

Posted on January 31, 2012 by

I hate being ignorant of the important issues. But luckily TV exists, and I turn it on quite often so I can learn. Today I learned that some women have issues with toilet paper. We seriously need to get a … Continue reading →

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History is for the Turds

Posted on January 26, 2012 by

Historians can be so mean, you guys. Like you’re doing your thing, you’re founding your country and setting up your laws to benefit people who look exactly like you, and then some dork loser historian keeps writing about how you … Continue reading →

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Road Trip

Posted on January 23, 2012 by

Dear Gentle Readers, I have taken a break from Matt Lauer, the Today show and turds to take a trip down memory lane. Angie Z of the always sensational Childhood Relived, invited me to her blog for some needed respite … Continue reading →

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Turd of the Week™

Posted on January 19, 2012 by

We are unveiling a new weekly segment here at speaker7.wordpress.com. I say “we” so if it fails miserably, I can blame it on one of my many interns and underlings who work for me–mainly my nearly 2-year-old son. But how … Continue reading →

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Politicians Say the Darndest Things.

Posted on January 16, 2012 by

Occasionally a kernel of truth rises above all the noise and overload in our media-saturated society, and it makes you tear out your ear buds, log out of Facebook, turn off your TV, pause your Xbox, switch your ringer to … Continue reading →

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Synergize Your Synerginistic Self

Posted on January 15, 2012 by

A&E’s Hoarders is a show I sometimes watch. For some reason the refrigerators filled with rancid meat and 25-year-old salsa bottles, the plastic bags of fecal matter and thousands of yowling cats and/or gnawing rats inspire me to clean my … Continue reading →

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Nothing to See Here

Posted on January 13, 2012 by

Sometimes one just has to write even when one has nothing to write about and no inspiration. This is what this is. It has even affected my art. Proof: This post will have the feel of a random letter you … Continue reading →

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Happy Anniversary Today Show

Posted on January 10, 2012 by

In 1952, a network birthed a news show that would summarize the top stories of the day in a manner that would make you feel as if no news was happening at all. This week, we celebrate by looking back … Continue reading →

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I Think ABC Hates Us

Posted on January 4, 2012 by

ABC premiered its new sitcom Work It last night. Work It is about two men who dress up as women and pee at urinals. I learned this from an ad in People magazine, which showed two men dressed as women … Continue reading →

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What’s Ur Look?

Posted on January 2, 2012 by

I bet you did not know this about me, but I am a girly girl thru & thru whether I’m heading 2 school or a party, I’m always sure 2 be perfectly turned out. I learned this from taking the geoGIRL … Continue reading →

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