A new year is soon approaching unless you live in another part of the world where it actually already is Jan 1. I may be American, but I realize people live elsewhere, and that is one of my resolutions–to repress my jingoism.
I also resolve to return to my art that once was a main staple of this blog.
I am not the only one with grand ambitions this year. Many people and entities (since corporations are technically people in the sense they can spend as much as the cost of my artwork on political campaigns and crush the soul of the world) are starting the new year off right with some brand-spanking new resolutions. Let’s resolve to slog through them for auld lang syne’s sake.
Dr. Phil McGraw
“I resolve to donate my gigantic head to science immediately. This will be a win-win for those with elephantitis of the head and those who have accidentally caught my television show and heard the absolutely appalling turidsh advice I give to my guests.”
Presidential contender and professional crier Newt Gingrich
NBC’s new sitcom Are You There, Chelsea?
ABC’s new sitcom Work It:
Formerly employed 50-something actor Doug Hutchinson and his child bride Courtney Stodden
Keeping Kup Kwith Kthe Kardashians